Read and Smile

- A motorist ran over an old lady's cat and killed it. I am very sorry, said the motorist. I will replace your cat, of course. Very well, but I hope you are good at catching mice.

- Mummy, mummy. Where are you? Cried a little boy at the beach. You poor boy, said an old woman. Come with me and I will get you an ice cream and then we will go and look for your mummy. I know where your mother is, said a small girl. She is sitting…..Be quiet, said the boy. I know as well, but this way I get a free ice cream.

- I have some good news for you and some bad news. Tell me the bad news first, doctor. I am going to amputate your legs. And what is the good news? The man in the next bed wants to buy your shoes.

- One day a man walked next to the restaurant. He smell some food. He sat and continue his smelling. The waiter saw him. When the man want to travel, the waiter called him and said give me some money “ Why” said the man. “because you smell my food that is like when you eat it”said the waiter. “no” said the man. “You must give me some money“ said the waiter. Then the man move his money gag. It make sound.”You hear the money that is like when you take it” said the man.

-The British are planning to travel to the sun in a rocket next year, said a British Scientist. But, said an American Scientist, as you get near the sun the beat will melt the rocket. we are not stupid, said the British Scientist. We going to travel at night.

- Life without you is nothing You are in my blood I can not stay four second without you If you are not there Iam died “ Hello” I am tooking about Ocsigin.